I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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