I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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