He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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