I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
There r osticjed everywhere
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
