Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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