Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Can I color on your dick again?
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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