no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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