hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in