so that wasnt chicken after all
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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