All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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