have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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