I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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