Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
vagina is talking i cant
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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