Sry I called you an 8
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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