SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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