So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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