I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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