My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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