i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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