Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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