so explain again why im purple
no
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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