I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"