I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
can u get pink eye on your cock?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED