I want you more than these girls want KFC
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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