Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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