She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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