Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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