Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I love you. Go after that dick
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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