College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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