So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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