she was so not down for the gang bang
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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