guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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