You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.