We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This house was built for laser tag.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..