we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
