Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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