I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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