yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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