Already got asked if we're dating
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm at about main and main street
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
there is glitter all over my balls
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
