Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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