the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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