she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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