So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.