OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.