wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down