why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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