and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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