I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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