Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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