how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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