Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(502): View more from Kentucky

I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer

Fav 118 23937 2924
share tweet
(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.

Fav 15 4008 1466
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(205): View more from Alabama

I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.

Fav 2 1690 1016
share tweet
(757): View more from Virginia

Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.

(1-757): View more from Virginia

It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.

Fav 6 2998 1307
share tweet
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(419): View more from Ohio

I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.

Fav 6 701 1405
share tweet
(701): View more from North Dakota

Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.

Fav 7 813 618
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(616): View more from Michigan

im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.

Fav 6 596 1169
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(647): View more from Ontario

she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research

Fav 3 624 360
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(352): View more from Florida

Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.

Fav 2 90 56
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT