Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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