So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Where is the hickey?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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