How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The power of my boobs compel you
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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